i dont think there is a song title for this post lol

April 1st tea bar patro she dosesnt talk to me then says I need more time
So my life has been very interesting the past two weeks, and with out remembering every single detail, I will do my best to recount the events. So after I got home from Vienna, life was pretty normal, on Thursday April 1st we went back to the tea bar, where one week before it was awesome time. This time everyone was more subdued and quiet. Her ex boyfriend kept calling her and texting her which put her in a bad mood, and it didn’t help that the guys were making fun of us saying things like how is she at kissing and stuff like that. So we leave the tea bar and go to patro. Where we run into some people that we know. We sit down with them and start talking to them, and she spends the whole night talking to this other kid, and at the end of the night he ends up taking her home. So needless to say I am very jealous right now. So I was a little drunk to, so I decide to send her an email, thank god it was not a bad email, but it was like so so do you want to go out to lunch or dinner sometime this weekend. She replies back mike please give me more time. So I am like fuck lol, but whatever. On Friday during the day I have no idea what I did, but at night I went to kladno with karl, and some of his friends. It was a great time there. We drank a lot, and had a good time. On Saturday I went go karting with my friends, then we went for lunch to the bar, and then we played basketball, and then we went home, and were supposed to meet at someones house for drinks before the disco. But the guy had to go to the airport, so I had people over my house, and we drank and did shots of chili alcohol which was terrible. I was so drunk by the time I made it to the disco. I saw kristyna there dancing with some other people I didn’t know, i see her walking towards the bar, I follow her, and she is really drunk to, we do one shot and then she disappears and is no where to be found. So I leave all pissed off. On Sunday I go cycling with two of my friends, and then I go to the aqua park which was so much fun, I put on my facebook I am going to aqua park. Then I convince my friends to go to the bar. They come with me to patro, but no one wants to go to disco. I go to disco by myself, and run into my bosses crazy ex boyfriend. We talk I see he is not on this planet and then I leave him. I see her on the dance floor surroned by two old guys, so I move in and save her from them we start dancing and then she drags me over to her friends. And we danced in the same circle pretty much all night. But she was talking and doing the slow dances with some other random guy, so I said ok two can play, so I find crazy mans ex girlfriend and her smoking hot friend and bring them over to our circle. She is instantly jealous because she leaves right away to find that random guy. The night continues like this, but at the end of the night she seeks me out and gives me the last slow dance. I tell her that I have a big surprise for her on her birthday and she is like really and I say yes you will like it a lot. She looks really excited. And I am happy. And then we part. I walk outside the disco by myself, I say good bye to the crazy man. He trys to make me take him to the bar, and then he says I am boning his ex girlfriend and trys to fight me and I run away. Then Monday rolls around. Oh boy was that a fun day. So the tradtion in Czech is to go around and beat girls, and then they give you shots of alcohol. So 9am I am doing shots of gin, etc. i go to kristynas house and I am a little nervous and a little drunk and I forget my lines that I have to say in Czech but it was still fun, and I got to do shots with her dad, and then I tell him that I go on the cycling trip with him to. After we hit many girls with sticks we go to the bar, and I am hammered, my boss picks me up, and she is like you are drunk and I am like yeah it just sort of happened lol. But she leaves me alone with the kids nonetheless. Tuesday was a recover day, then on Wednesday I wake up early to go and speak with her dad about the details of the cycling trip, and then I go and join the juniors on a field trip to a brewery. Yes that is right, to a brewery. There are two things that are not right with this, one an outsider would never be allowed to go on a school trip, and two they are juniors in high school going to a brewery. So we take the tour and then get our free beer, and then it is like a 40 minute walk to the train station. On the way there I am talking to some other girls, and she is talking to some other guys, I am drinking with these girls, and then at the train station I have another two beers, and now the two groups have combined. On the train it is 4 girls 3 that I just met and kristyna, and me and hofi. We all decide to go to the bar. At the bar I am talking to kristyna and she tells me how her friend is coming on Friday and there should be a garden party somewhere, so I am like well I will ask my boss and we will see. And it was the second time in 3 days that I was drunk before 1pm lol. The garden party at my house starts off like a normal BBQ, but 630 everyone is here and we are eating drinking and playing card games, we run out of hard alcohol quickly so I send two kids to the store to buy more. We are moving the party inside when by accident I tackle kristyna and we both fall over. At that point I was like shit I just ruined any chance I had. But we ended up having a great conversation. I asked her if she rememberd that I had a good surprise for her, and she was like yeah, and I said that she will like it a lot. And then I do not know how we got on the subject, but somehow jealously came up, and we both admitted to each other we were trying to make the other jealous and that we both really like each other. We go inside, and we are sitting next to each other and I am not sure what happens after that did we kiss in front of everyone I don’t know, but I do know there were some crazy pictures and me and her on my phone. It was all going great and then my boss comes home and sees people smoking in the kitchen. Needless to say she was not happy, I was not happy for her ruinging my night, I was so drunk I curse her off. The next day I wake up and I am like damn did that really happen? And I am like yeah I guess it did, I call my boss to apologize, she is still really mad but life goes on. I bought her some flowers and I wrote her a card and I think that she liked the jesture a lot. But this day was also kristynas birthday. So I saw that she was up because she was already on facebook, so I call one of my friends and I am like call her and tell her there is something outside her door. Then I go home to facebook and I am like now you have your surprise. She is like wow it is so beautiful. That Saturday took so long to go by. I thought it would never become night. But I went to praha to go and pick Ralph up at the train station, and then we came back to my town, and then we went to the bar down stairs before disco. She comes up to me and gives me a big hug and kiss and says that she felt like she was in an American movie. The night continues along those same lines we are dancing on the floor together slow dancing together doing shots together it was a great night. Then she asks me to walk her home, so we leave at about 4am, and it was a nice walk home. Also sometime during the night her brother comes up to me and is like do you like my sister and I say yes, and he says if you break her heart I will kill you. I take that as a good sign lol. On Sunday it is a recovery day for everyone lol. Ralph is out of it he hasn’t drank two night in a row like that in 15 years, but on facebook that day I post a picture from Friday night and she hits the like button, and then she posts pictures from the disco, and pictures of the flowers, and writes in Czech as a caption the best birthday present ever or something like that. Then for some reason on Monday, maybe it is the shitty weather or something but I feel like things are going wrong I don’t know why. I ask her at night to go to the movies on Saturday and she says yeah sure why not, not exactly the answer I was looking for. Then on Wednesday I ask her if she is still up for going to the movies and she says yeah but only if these two other guys come. So I hope these two guys come so at least we can hang out. Anyway after talking to this girl from the states she told me not to worry and just to play it cool and take it super duper slow, so tomorrow is another formal dance and we shall see maybe we will both get wasted again and have a great time. :)

More than a Feeling by Boston

So after that little drama for three days my life got back to normal, and back to a lot of fun! First on tuesday i went bike riding with some of my friends from town and i took the baby with me. it is so different riding a bike with a small child in the car seat behind you. you have to take turns a lot slower and stuff like that but it was a good time. then tuesday night i went to prague to hang out with some one else and we went to a bar and that was it. on wednesday i had to leave prague at 6 to be home by 730 to go to the dentist in plzen. it is strange how dentists work here. all they do is check your teeth they dont clean them at all. it kinda defeats the purpose cleaning is more what i go for then anything. but he said my teeth were fine, and the best part about it is that it was free!! wednesday night i did nothing just stayed in. on thursday first i went to school for one lesson which was fun since it was english grammer and for the most part i just sat in the class but this girl that i think is cute is in there so i didnt mind just sitting there lol. at about 5 i went to this private english school that mostly adults go to, to speak. i spoke for about an hour and then left to go to the tea bar with what i thought was only going to be a few guys. it turns out the girl who i thought was really cute came to. at the tea bar you can smoke hookha, so we smoked and drank hot wine it was good. then some people were like ok lets go play football, i said who here wants to play football, two people raised their hands, then i was like who wants to have fun, and 6 people rasied their hands. so we had so fun. we went to our favortie bar up the block. we were drinking beer and talking and then the girl is like lets do shots. i say ok and we do two shots. then something happened like someone wanted a picture or something and she gets all over me..puts her lips on my cheek, then a quick peck on the lips, and from then on i knew i was going to hook up with this chick. so we left the bar and it just so happens we live close together. so we started walking in the direction of our houses we make it maybe 50 feet from the bar before we start making out..then again at her house. great times..also what is funny is like by 8am the next morning everyone in my town knew what happened i love living in a small village it is very funny. right now i am in austria and it has been ok no big partys but as you can tell i am looking forward very much to go back to the czech :)

I did It by Dave Matthews

So when i got back to the Czech it was a pretty quiet week until saturday night. i went to the disco and at the disco was this girl that i knew. she happens to be the exgirlfriend of my current bosses boyfriend. she sees me and says hi and is like do you want to dance. so i say yes and we start dancing and then have a drink, my bosses boyfriend sees us, and he is really drunk and he tells me he is going to kill me. i am like wow this guy prob will to. so i am a little nervous but what ever. this girl leaves and i find some of my friends and start talking to them. one of my friends comes back from the bathroom and he tell me that guy who is your bosses boyfriend said that he is leaving and he will take you home, i am like yeah ok i am not leaving with him. so the crazy guy comes over to me smiles says something that is not english or czech becuase he was so drunk, and then leaves me alone. i was really nervous that i woke my boss up at 330 to tell her what happened and to be careful about this guy that he is unstable and what not. she listened but what did she do, nah decided not to take my advice and is still hanging around this guy alot. this guy has no job 3 cell phones and does some sort of illegal business to make money. she knows this and still she likes him. this is not the sort of guy you want around your kids. anyway on sunday he wouldnt leave me alone he called me like 7 times wanting to talk. he thought for some strange reason that i was dating his exgirlfriend and im like dude i have met her twice in my life. but finally after tuesday he settled down and left me alone. it was a scary few days however

Isand in the Sun by Weezer

So it has been two weeks since i have written but just because i forgot to write lol. i left off right before i left for london so we will start there. i arrived to london on a friday, and i met up with my friends exgirl friends because she and her friends happened to be there for the weekend. it was really annoying because all her friends were gay as hell and i swear to go i dont think they know the word fun at all. but anyway one girl who was there was decent and she showed us the biggest sites big ben etc. it was cool then at night i convinced two of them to go out for a drink, even though they didnt drink it was nice to talk to people in english. but my luck is never good and who would have thought the metro closese at 1230 so i had to walk 3 miles back to my hostel it sucked balls!! the next day i walked around by myself saw some mueseums. also i forgot to say that my hostel was also a bar, so when i got back on saturday night i went for a beer and started talking to some chicks from new zealand, then a guy from australia came over, and two guys from hungry and we had a nice group, i thought i was going to mack it with one of the new zealand chicks but i was wrong lol, but it was still a lot of fun. on sunday i went with the new zealand chicks to some market called camden town it was huge and really cheap you could buy everything from hash pipes to nice dresses. i was sleeping in a 9 bed room and i knew that the other 8 people in my room all new each other and that they were from italy. but we never crossed paths until sunday night. when i saw them i was like ok 5 girls 3 guys this works. there was only 2 showers in our hostel so we were playing uno while everyone showered and the girls came into the room after showering and just got dressed i was like wow there are some really nice asses in italy lol. so around 8 we went out to find some food and then to a bar. it was a lot of fun at the bar cheap drinks i met some people from germany and hanging out with the italians was fun. the bar closed at 11 so we went to some other club and danced, and then i met some irish girls who i thought maybe i could mack it with and i lost the italian people but i ended up getting with no one, i got back at 3am and had to wake up at 730 for my flight. but it was a great partying weekend, and the italians want me to go and visit them in milan so i will have to make a trip down there.

We Were Only Freshman by The Verve Pipe

So a long time since i have updated my blog and i may have forgotten some key parts but for the most part they should all be here. It all starts with going to Prom. Before prom and after my vacation from austria life went on here as normal and uneventful. But after prom my life has been crazy. At prom i walked in grab a beer and watch how they celebrate finishing high school. It is very interesting. you throw money at them which is cool but it looks like it hurts lol. But anyway back to the fun stuff. After the cerimonies i am walking around and not really talking to anyone. Then i see a group of kids that i know from the school. Oh yeah forgot to say that i have been to the high school for 3 days teaching english so i know some faces of some of the people there. There is one girl who used to live in New york, so she speaks perfect english. So i start speaking with her, her boyfriend gets upset and later on i find out they break up all stuff that i started lol. I see another kid who i know and he wants to do a shot of jack so ok we do jack. By now word has gotten around that i am there, and now lots of people want to buy me drinks, so i do 3 or 4 shots in a row of pear brandy which is like 50%. After that i tried to dance and mack it with the teachers daughter and with the girl who lived in New York. I become so gone that i lost my jacket and i left the party 3 hours before it ended. Also on the way home i feel twice once i went face first into the street and scracthed up my whole face. Also i told a teacher to show me their breasts. Overall it was a bad night for me but amazinly enough i made a lot of friedns, and i gave my phone number out to a lot of people. I slept until 3pm in the after noon like alomst 15 hours lol. It took me two whole days to recover! and i keep on receiving many text messages from random numbers which was funny. One guy who texted me was Hofi. So we made plans for a lot of people from prom to go to the bar on wednesday night. there was like 13 people there mostly guys but also two girls, both of the girls who i tried to kiss from the friday before. The conversation was good and we drank a lot and they all told funny stories of all the dumb stuff that i did at the ball, but they all loved it so i was ok with how the whole situation turned out. I then got invited to play soccer the next night. Oh god i was so dehydrated but i played soccer with them and it was a good time. After that i then got invited to go to a party on saturday. That was crazy, not surprisinly i blacked out for a little, but before that happenen i remember a lot. first i was talking to this guy and girl who were boyfiend and girlfriend. the girl walks away and it is just me and the guy talking, and out the blue he is like we are swingers. im like ok this is strange lol. then after doing shots with some different people i find myself in this dark room playing soccer, and everyone leaves, and the girl who was the "swinger" just comes up to me and we start making out. im like wtf is going on here lol. but it was ok by me until her BF walked in and saw us that was awkward for me. Then some other girl who is very unattractive does the same thing to me. I then lost my shoes and i again said to myself wow i need to get out of this place. I went to school on the following monday and i sit down and the unattarctive girl who kissed me is sitting no joke 3 feet from me i am like wow this is so awkward!! on friday i leave for london so i am sure more crazy stuff will happen there! til next time

Doin It by LL Cool J

My vacation in Austria is over and i arrived back home on saturday evening. After settling in and getting something to eat, i go upstairs and watch a little TV. At about 10 i say am i really going to stay home or should i go to the club in my town. I convince myself to go out (which was not that hard). So i arrive at about 11 and the place is pretty crowded. I walk around for a little bit order some drinks. It is very difficult to just walk up to people where most do not speak any english at all, so you have to pick the right seting. So i spot these 3 girls who look cute. I walk over and i speak in czech a little bit and then i am like that is all i know. They are shocked and dont speak much english but welcome me to sit. I realize after 2 min wow they are young so i knew they would ask me my age, i said 22 and then i asked them, 1 is 15 and two are 16, and i am drinking with them lol. We talked for a bit, and we actually know some of the same people which was cool. Then they are like we go to dance but will be back soon, i was surprised they did not ask me, but i was also happy in a way becuase it gave me an easy out to find older girls lol. The table right next to me has 4 girls and 1 guy so i wait like 10 min, order a beer, and walk over to the table and just say in czech good evening do you speak english. They all say no, but i dont believe them so i stand there like i can understand czech. After about 10 minutes, a little awkward as well, the guy asks me where i am from in english. I say new york, and i get the same reaction one girl says i want to go to new york. Then after that the converstation opened. It turns out 3 girls speak poor english but enough the guy speaks pretty good, and the one girl nothing. But all 5 understand very well. i find out they live in the next town over, are 19 and two are very cute. Of course one of the cute girls has a BF and leaves to go home after an hour or so. But after she left the 5 of us decide to dance. We dance for 45 minutes or so and then go back to sit and talk. The guy then leaves to go home, so now it is me and 3 girls, 1 who is cute. By the way all of them are 19 and just finished high school. We talked about college, what i do here, etc. We go to dance again for probably an hour or so and then go back to the table. I was freaking exhausted but i was not leaving before they left lol. We ended also talking about bars and they were like we will take you to the bar in our town it is a really bar. So what is your email. So i get their email, and phone numbers from all of them so i can add them on facebook, and so on. And at 430 they are like we go home, so we walk out together, but the only thing that was a little strange was that i did not get a hug from any of them we got outside and they were just like ciao. and hopped in a car and left. But i hope that at the very least we become friends becuase it would be nice just to have a group of people to hang out with.

Hotel California by The Eagles

I dedcided to go out for another night in Austria and see if it could be as interesting lol. I walked across the street to the bar that was closed the other night. The second i walked in the door everyone turns and looks at me. I think to myself man this must be a locals bar. I sit down and order a beer, and then speak to the bartender in broken german and english for a little, and then he gives me a shot of jager for free. I scan the bar and i see these two girls in the corner being hit on by some old guys. I decide to go and talk to them. I walk over and say hey hows it going? and they are like english. i say yes so we start talking. Our conversation was so varied it is hard to recall, plus while we sat at that bar for 4 hours we did 6 jager shots plus i had a few beers so i was pretty lit lol. Then for some reason her ex boyfreind came up in conversation and she got upset and started crying. so i sat there not really knowing what to do with this drunk austrian girl. i get her to calm down and at 1am the bar closes and me and the two girls walk down to the same bar/club i was at a few nights before. The first thing i see when i walk in, is the polish girl i hooked up with, hooking up with some other guy in the corner. I was like awkward lol. I sit down on the oppistie side of the bar and talk to the girls and talk to the bartender agian do another shot plus have a vodka and oj. I ended up leaving the bar with the girls at about 4. and nothing more happened than that, but to be honest i had a better time tonight because the conversations that we had were sometimes funny, serious sad and everything else but the girl was just enjoyable to talk to if that makes sense.