Doin It by LL Cool J

My vacation in Austria is over and i arrived back home on saturday evening. After settling in and getting something to eat, i go upstairs and watch a little TV. At about 10 i say am i really going to stay home or should i go to the club in my town. I convince myself to go out (which was not that hard). So i arrive at about 11 and the place is pretty crowded. I walk around for a little bit order some drinks. It is very difficult to just walk up to people where most do not speak any english at all, so you have to pick the right seting. So i spot these 3 girls who look cute. I walk over and i speak in czech a little bit and then i am like that is all i know. They are shocked and dont speak much english but welcome me to sit. I realize after 2 min wow they are young so i knew they would ask me my age, i said 22 and then i asked them, 1 is 15 and two are 16, and i am drinking with them lol. We talked for a bit, and we actually know some of the same people which was cool. Then they are like we go to dance but will be back soon, i was surprised they did not ask me, but i was also happy in a way becuase it gave me an easy out to find older girls lol. The table right next to me has 4 girls and 1 guy so i wait like 10 min, order a beer, and walk over to the table and just say in czech good evening do you speak english. They all say no, but i dont believe them so i stand there like i can understand czech. After about 10 minutes, a little awkward as well, the guy asks me where i am from in english. I say new york, and i get the same reaction one girl says i want to go to new york. Then after that the converstation opened. It turns out 3 girls speak poor english but enough the guy speaks pretty good, and the one girl nothing. But all 5 understand very well. i find out they live in the next town over, are 19 and two are very cute. Of course one of the cute girls has a BF and leaves to go home after an hour or so. But after she left the 5 of us decide to dance. We dance for 45 minutes or so and then go back to sit and talk. The guy then leaves to go home, so now it is me and 3 girls, 1 who is cute. By the way all of them are 19 and just finished high school. We talked about college, what i do here, etc. We go to dance again for probably an hour or so and then go back to the table. I was freaking exhausted but i was not leaving before they left lol. We ended also talking about bars and they were like we will take you to the bar in our town it is a really bar. So what is your email. So i get their email, and phone numbers from all of them so i can add them on facebook, and so on. And at 430 they are like we go home, so we walk out together, but the only thing that was a little strange was that i did not get a hug from any of them we got outside and they were just like ciao. and hopped in a car and left. But i hope that at the very least we become friends becuase it would be nice just to have a group of people to hang out with.

Hotel California by The Eagles

I dedcided to go out for another night in Austria and see if it could be as interesting lol. I walked across the street to the bar that was closed the other night. The second i walked in the door everyone turns and looks at me. I think to myself man this must be a locals bar. I sit down and order a beer, and then speak to the bartender in broken german and english for a little, and then he gives me a shot of jager for free. I scan the bar and i see these two girls in the corner being hit on by some old guys. I decide to go and talk to them. I walk over and say hey hows it going? and they are like english. i say yes so we start talking. Our conversation was so varied it is hard to recall, plus while we sat at that bar for 4 hours we did 6 jager shots plus i had a few beers so i was pretty lit lol. Then for some reason her ex boyfreind came up in conversation and she got upset and started crying. so i sat there not really knowing what to do with this drunk austrian girl. i get her to calm down and at 1am the bar closes and me and the two girls walk down to the same bar/club i was at a few nights before. The first thing i see when i walk in, is the polish girl i hooked up with, hooking up with some other guy in the corner. I was like awkward lol. I sit down on the oppistie side of the bar and talk to the girls and talk to the bartender agian do another shot plus have a vodka and oj. I ended up leaving the bar with the girls at about 4. and nothing more happened than that, but to be honest i had a better time tonight because the conversations that we had were sometimes funny, serious sad and everything else but the girl was just enjoyable to talk to if that makes sense.

Thriller by Michael Jackson

So here is my craziest night yet. i am at my hotel and there is nothing to do since all parents with little kids stay here. so i go up to my room and stand out on the balcony and i hear lots of girls on the street behind my hotel so i go and check it out. i meet the girls on the way to a disco. they are all 15 or 16 but they are like where are you from i say new york they are like come with us..so i say why the hell not. we get to the disco and there is no one there besides 4 guys two girls me and bunch of 15 year olds, so i start dancing with the girls, and realize i am not drunk enough if i am going to do this so i order a vodka and oj, over here they measure out the shots to the centiliter so it was very weak for me, i drank it in about 10 seconds, and then i started ordering doubles. i made friends with the bartender who used to work in nyc and is actually moving back there soon, which was random. back to the story, so i am dancing with the 15 year olds and not getting any real response from the hot girls, and only one sort of cute girl seems willing to dance, but then i see these other two girls dancing by themseleves and realize they are not austrian. so i start dancing with them. they were siting with two gys when i walked in so trying to be smooth i say to the cute one, i hope your boyfriend wont mind if i dance with you and she is like i am not here with my boyfriend. so i am like this could be fun. we are dancing i am still going to the bar and ordering doubles. so i find out the girls are sisters, and the cute one is the older one who i was dancing with is 23 named nadia and her sister is 17 named mya and they are on holiday here with there dad. then randomly mya gets upset and goes to the bathroom. she is there for a while til nadia goes in after her. she comes out i try to be nice and buy her a drink but not working. so now it is after 12 all the 15 yearolds left and it is us 3 at the bar the dj and the bartender that is it. so we are talking, they are from poland and the language is similar to czech so i can understand some. i know that mya doesnt like me for some reason, so i ask nadia what is her problem, nadia says like it is nothing, my sister isnt happy because i am married. i am like wtf lol. but i had had a lot of doubles so i am like ok, nadia goes onto explain she is getting divorced next month. then nadia spends about 30 minutes convincing mya to go back to the hotel. finally we walk her back home and now it is just the two of us. nadia then says to me also this is my 2 year old daughter as she takes out her i phone and shows me a pic..i am like this is getting wierd now but w.e. now all the bars are closed so we go back to my hotel and sit in the lobby and she has to go to the bathroom so i take her up to my room and im like wow my boss and 3 kids are sleeping 5 feet away lol i am such a bad babysitter. so i walk her home, and i get back to my hostel at around 4am, get woken up at 730 by my boss who is like time to get up for breakfast. then she goes your whole room smells like alcohol and i say with a straight face yeah that doesnt surprise me lol. i realized this afternoon that i was still drunk at 730 but i took a nap from 10-12 and felt great after lunch. what a crazy night

Another Brick in the Wall by Pink Floyd

My day and night in sweden was so much fun. First i hung out during the day with these two people from liverpool. A very cute girl named samantha and her gay friend matt. it was nice to walk around with them since the are native english speakers, i showed them some of the sights they did not see and it was overall a relaxing morning and early afternoon. i have stayed in touch with sam, i hope that i will get a chance to go up and visit that could be fun! At night was no less interesting, i was a little upset at first because frida said she was sick and another friend i was supposed to meet also said he was sick. So i just left my hostel and started walking. i knew that i could not sleep becasue my bus left at 340am, so after walking around stockholm for like 45 minutes i walk into this italian restaurant becasue outside it said beer was cheap. i am sitting there drinking and thinking by myself for a while, when i see a girl come in and sit by herself. so after 10 minutes she is still by herself, so i walk over to her and say would you like some company. she takes a second to translate to english and then is like well i am waiting for my friends, but yeah why not. so i sit down and 1 min later her 5 friends come. they all think i am with her and i explain i am not but they invite me to stay and the night was filled with great conversation. the owner kicked us out at 12, but then we went to this other bar for one last beer, and i exchanged information with these people, so overall the day could have sucked but between the people from england and the people from sweden at night it turned out to be one of my favorte days in stockholm.