i dont think there is a song title for this post lol

April 1st tea bar patro she dosesnt talk to me then says I need more time
So my life has been very interesting the past two weeks, and with out remembering every single detail, I will do my best to recount the events. So after I got home from Vienna, life was pretty normal, on Thursday April 1st we went back to the tea bar, where one week before it was awesome time. This time everyone was more subdued and quiet. Her ex boyfriend kept calling her and texting her which put her in a bad mood, and it didn’t help that the guys were making fun of us saying things like how is she at kissing and stuff like that. So we leave the tea bar and go to patro. Where we run into some people that we know. We sit down with them and start talking to them, and she spends the whole night talking to this other kid, and at the end of the night he ends up taking her home. So needless to say I am very jealous right now. So I was a little drunk to, so I decide to send her an email, thank god it was not a bad email, but it was like so so do you want to go out to lunch or dinner sometime this weekend. She replies back mike please give me more time. So I am like fuck lol, but whatever. On Friday during the day I have no idea what I did, but at night I went to kladno with karl, and some of his friends. It was a great time there. We drank a lot, and had a good time. On Saturday I went go karting with my friends, then we went for lunch to the bar, and then we played basketball, and then we went home, and were supposed to meet at someones house for drinks before the disco. But the guy had to go to the airport, so I had people over my house, and we drank and did shots of chili alcohol which was terrible. I was so drunk by the time I made it to the disco. I saw kristyna there dancing with some other people I didn’t know, i see her walking towards the bar, I follow her, and she is really drunk to, we do one shot and then she disappears and is no where to be found. So I leave all pissed off. On Sunday I go cycling with two of my friends, and then I go to the aqua park which was so much fun, I put on my facebook I am going to aqua park. Then I convince my friends to go to the bar. They come with me to patro, but no one wants to go to disco. I go to disco by myself, and run into my bosses crazy ex boyfriend. We talk I see he is not on this planet and then I leave him. I see her on the dance floor surroned by two old guys, so I move in and save her from them we start dancing and then she drags me over to her friends. And we danced in the same circle pretty much all night. But she was talking and doing the slow dances with some other random guy, so I said ok two can play, so I find crazy mans ex girlfriend and her smoking hot friend and bring them over to our circle. She is instantly jealous because she leaves right away to find that random guy. The night continues like this, but at the end of the night she seeks me out and gives me the last slow dance. I tell her that I have a big surprise for her on her birthday and she is like really and I say yes you will like it a lot. She looks really excited. And I am happy. And then we part. I walk outside the disco by myself, I say good bye to the crazy man. He trys to make me take him to the bar, and then he says I am boning his ex girlfriend and trys to fight me and I run away. Then Monday rolls around. Oh boy was that a fun day. So the tradtion in Czech is to go around and beat girls, and then they give you shots of alcohol. So 9am I am doing shots of gin, etc. i go to kristynas house and I am a little nervous and a little drunk and I forget my lines that I have to say in Czech but it was still fun, and I got to do shots with her dad, and then I tell him that I go on the cycling trip with him to. After we hit many girls with sticks we go to the bar, and I am hammered, my boss picks me up, and she is like you are drunk and I am like yeah it just sort of happened lol. But she leaves me alone with the kids nonetheless. Tuesday was a recover day, then on Wednesday I wake up early to go and speak with her dad about the details of the cycling trip, and then I go and join the juniors on a field trip to a brewery. Yes that is right, to a brewery. There are two things that are not right with this, one an outsider would never be allowed to go on a school trip, and two they are juniors in high school going to a brewery. So we take the tour and then get our free beer, and then it is like a 40 minute walk to the train station. On the way there I am talking to some other girls, and she is talking to some other guys, I am drinking with these girls, and then at the train station I have another two beers, and now the two groups have combined. On the train it is 4 girls 3 that I just met and kristyna, and me and hofi. We all decide to go to the bar. At the bar I am talking to kristyna and she tells me how her friend is coming on Friday and there should be a garden party somewhere, so I am like well I will ask my boss and we will see. And it was the second time in 3 days that I was drunk before 1pm lol. The garden party at my house starts off like a normal BBQ, but 630 everyone is here and we are eating drinking and playing card games, we run out of hard alcohol quickly so I send two kids to the store to buy more. We are moving the party inside when by accident I tackle kristyna and we both fall over. At that point I was like shit I just ruined any chance I had. But we ended up having a great conversation. I asked her if she rememberd that I had a good surprise for her, and she was like yeah, and I said that she will like it a lot. And then I do not know how we got on the subject, but somehow jealously came up, and we both admitted to each other we were trying to make the other jealous and that we both really like each other. We go inside, and we are sitting next to each other and I am not sure what happens after that did we kiss in front of everyone I don’t know, but I do know there were some crazy pictures and me and her on my phone. It was all going great and then my boss comes home and sees people smoking in the kitchen. Needless to say she was not happy, I was not happy for her ruinging my night, I was so drunk I curse her off. The next day I wake up and I am like damn did that really happen? And I am like yeah I guess it did, I call my boss to apologize, she is still really mad but life goes on. I bought her some flowers and I wrote her a card and I think that she liked the jesture a lot. But this day was also kristynas birthday. So I saw that she was up because she was already on facebook, so I call one of my friends and I am like call her and tell her there is something outside her door. Then I go home to facebook and I am like now you have your surprise. She is like wow it is so beautiful. That Saturday took so long to go by. I thought it would never become night. But I went to praha to go and pick Ralph up at the train station, and then we came back to my town, and then we went to the bar down stairs before disco. She comes up to me and gives me a big hug and kiss and says that she felt like she was in an American movie. The night continues along those same lines we are dancing on the floor together slow dancing together doing shots together it was a great night. Then she asks me to walk her home, so we leave at about 4am, and it was a nice walk home. Also sometime during the night her brother comes up to me and is like do you like my sister and I say yes, and he says if you break her heart I will kill you. I take that as a good sign lol. On Sunday it is a recovery day for everyone lol. Ralph is out of it he hasn’t drank two night in a row like that in 15 years, but on facebook that day I post a picture from Friday night and she hits the like button, and then she posts pictures from the disco, and pictures of the flowers, and writes in Czech as a caption the best birthday present ever or something like that. Then for some reason on Monday, maybe it is the shitty weather or something but I feel like things are going wrong I don’t know why. I ask her at night to go to the movies on Saturday and she says yeah sure why not, not exactly the answer I was looking for. Then on Wednesday I ask her if she is still up for going to the movies and she says yeah but only if these two other guys come. So I hope these two guys come so at least we can hang out. Anyway after talking to this girl from the states she told me not to worry and just to play it cool and take it super duper slow, so tomorrow is another formal dance and we shall see maybe we will both get wasted again and have a great time. :)