i dont think there is a song title for this post lol

April 1st tea bar patro she dosesnt talk to me then says I need more time
So my life has been very interesting the past two weeks, and with out remembering every single detail, I will do my best to recount the events. So after I got home from Vienna, life was pretty normal, on Thursday April 1st we went back to the tea bar, where one week before it was awesome time. This time everyone was more subdued and quiet. Her ex boyfriend kept calling her and texting her which put her in a bad mood, and it didn’t help that the guys were making fun of us saying things like how is she at kissing and stuff like that. So we leave the tea bar and go to patro. Where we run into some people that we know. We sit down with them and start talking to them, and she spends the whole night talking to this other kid, and at the end of the night he ends up taking her home. So needless to say I am very jealous right now. So I was a little drunk to, so I decide to send her an email, thank god it was not a bad email, but it was like so so do you want to go out to lunch or dinner sometime this weekend. She replies back mike please give me more time. So I am like fuck lol, but whatever. On Friday during the day I have no idea what I did, but at night I went to kladno with karl, and some of his friends. It was a great time there. We drank a lot, and had a good time. On Saturday I went go karting with my friends, then we went for lunch to the bar, and then we played basketball, and then we went home, and were supposed to meet at someones house for drinks before the disco. But the guy had to go to the airport, so I had people over my house, and we drank and did shots of chili alcohol which was terrible. I was so drunk by the time I made it to the disco. I saw kristyna there dancing with some other people I didn’t know, i see her walking towards the bar, I follow her, and she is really drunk to, we do one shot and then she disappears and is no where to be found. So I leave all pissed off. On Sunday I go cycling with two of my friends, and then I go to the aqua park which was so much fun, I put on my facebook I am going to aqua park. Then I convince my friends to go to the bar. They come with me to patro, but no one wants to go to disco. I go to disco by myself, and run into my bosses crazy ex boyfriend. We talk I see he is not on this planet and then I leave him. I see her on the dance floor surroned by two old guys, so I move in and save her from them we start dancing and then she drags me over to her friends. And we danced in the same circle pretty much all night. But she was talking and doing the slow dances with some other random guy, so I said ok two can play, so I find crazy mans ex girlfriend and her smoking hot friend and bring them over to our circle. She is instantly jealous because she leaves right away to find that random guy. The night continues like this, but at the end of the night she seeks me out and gives me the last slow dance. I tell her that I have a big surprise for her on her birthday and she is like really and I say yes you will like it a lot. She looks really excited. And I am happy. And then we part. I walk outside the disco by myself, I say good bye to the crazy man. He trys to make me take him to the bar, and then he says I am boning his ex girlfriend and trys to fight me and I run away. Then Monday rolls around. Oh boy was that a fun day. So the tradtion in Czech is to go around and beat girls, and then they give you shots of alcohol. So 9am I am doing shots of gin, etc. i go to kristynas house and I am a little nervous and a little drunk and I forget my lines that I have to say in Czech but it was still fun, and I got to do shots with her dad, and then I tell him that I go on the cycling trip with him to. After we hit many girls with sticks we go to the bar, and I am hammered, my boss picks me up, and she is like you are drunk and I am like yeah it just sort of happened lol. But she leaves me alone with the kids nonetheless. Tuesday was a recover day, then on Wednesday I wake up early to go and speak with her dad about the details of the cycling trip, and then I go and join the juniors on a field trip to a brewery. Yes that is right, to a brewery. There are two things that are not right with this, one an outsider would never be allowed to go on a school trip, and two they are juniors in high school going to a brewery. So we take the tour and then get our free beer, and then it is like a 40 minute walk to the train station. On the way there I am talking to some other girls, and she is talking to some other guys, I am drinking with these girls, and then at the train station I have another two beers, and now the two groups have combined. On the train it is 4 girls 3 that I just met and kristyna, and me and hofi. We all decide to go to the bar. At the bar I am talking to kristyna and she tells me how her friend is coming on Friday and there should be a garden party somewhere, so I am like well I will ask my boss and we will see. And it was the second time in 3 days that I was drunk before 1pm lol. The garden party at my house starts off like a normal BBQ, but 630 everyone is here and we are eating drinking and playing card games, we run out of hard alcohol quickly so I send two kids to the store to buy more. We are moving the party inside when by accident I tackle kristyna and we both fall over. At that point I was like shit I just ruined any chance I had. But we ended up having a great conversation. I asked her if she rememberd that I had a good surprise for her, and she was like yeah, and I said that she will like it a lot. And then I do not know how we got on the subject, but somehow jealously came up, and we both admitted to each other we were trying to make the other jealous and that we both really like each other. We go inside, and we are sitting next to each other and I am not sure what happens after that did we kiss in front of everyone I don’t know, but I do know there were some crazy pictures and me and her on my phone. It was all going great and then my boss comes home and sees people smoking in the kitchen. Needless to say she was not happy, I was not happy for her ruinging my night, I was so drunk I curse her off. The next day I wake up and I am like damn did that really happen? And I am like yeah I guess it did, I call my boss to apologize, she is still really mad but life goes on. I bought her some flowers and I wrote her a card and I think that she liked the jesture a lot. But this day was also kristynas birthday. So I saw that she was up because she was already on facebook, so I call one of my friends and I am like call her and tell her there is something outside her door. Then I go home to facebook and I am like now you have your surprise. She is like wow it is so beautiful. That Saturday took so long to go by. I thought it would never become night. But I went to praha to go and pick Ralph up at the train station, and then we came back to my town, and then we went to the bar down stairs before disco. She comes up to me and gives me a big hug and kiss and says that she felt like she was in an American movie. The night continues along those same lines we are dancing on the floor together slow dancing together doing shots together it was a great night. Then she asks me to walk her home, so we leave at about 4am, and it was a nice walk home. Also sometime during the night her brother comes up to me and is like do you like my sister and I say yes, and he says if you break her heart I will kill you. I take that as a good sign lol. On Sunday it is a recovery day for everyone lol. Ralph is out of it he hasn’t drank two night in a row like that in 15 years, but on facebook that day I post a picture from Friday night and she hits the like button, and then she posts pictures from the disco, and pictures of the flowers, and writes in Czech as a caption the best birthday present ever or something like that. Then for some reason on Monday, maybe it is the shitty weather or something but I feel like things are going wrong I don’t know why. I ask her at night to go to the movies on Saturday and she says yeah sure why not, not exactly the answer I was looking for. Then on Wednesday I ask her if she is still up for going to the movies and she says yeah but only if these two other guys come. So I hope these two guys come so at least we can hang out. Anyway after talking to this girl from the states she told me not to worry and just to play it cool and take it super duper slow, so tomorrow is another formal dance and we shall see maybe we will both get wasted again and have a great time. :)

More than a Feeling by Boston

So after that little drama for three days my life got back to normal, and back to a lot of fun! First on tuesday i went bike riding with some of my friends from town and i took the baby with me. it is so different riding a bike with a small child in the car seat behind you. you have to take turns a lot slower and stuff like that but it was a good time. then tuesday night i went to prague to hang out with some one else and we went to a bar and that was it. on wednesday i had to leave prague at 6 to be home by 730 to go to the dentist in plzen. it is strange how dentists work here. all they do is check your teeth they dont clean them at all. it kinda defeats the purpose cleaning is more what i go for then anything. but he said my teeth were fine, and the best part about it is that it was free!! wednesday night i did nothing just stayed in. on thursday first i went to school for one lesson which was fun since it was english grammer and for the most part i just sat in the class but this girl that i think is cute is in there so i didnt mind just sitting there lol. at about 5 i went to this private english school that mostly adults go to, to speak. i spoke for about an hour and then left to go to the tea bar with what i thought was only going to be a few guys. it turns out the girl who i thought was really cute came to. at the tea bar you can smoke hookha, so we smoked and drank hot wine it was good. then some people were like ok lets go play football, i said who here wants to play football, two people raised their hands, then i was like who wants to have fun, and 6 people rasied their hands. so we had so fun. we went to our favortie bar up the block. we were drinking beer and talking and then the girl is like lets do shots. i say ok and we do two shots. then something happened like someone wanted a picture or something and she gets all over me..puts her lips on my cheek, then a quick peck on the lips, and from then on i knew i was going to hook up with this chick. so we left the bar and it just so happens we live close together. so we started walking in the direction of our houses we make it maybe 50 feet from the bar before we start making out..then again at her house. great times..also what is funny is like by 8am the next morning everyone in my town knew what happened i love living in a small village it is very funny. right now i am in austria and it has been ok no big partys but as you can tell i am looking forward very much to go back to the czech :)

I did It by Dave Matthews

So when i got back to the Czech it was a pretty quiet week until saturday night. i went to the disco and at the disco was this girl that i knew. she happens to be the exgirlfriend of my current bosses boyfriend. she sees me and says hi and is like do you want to dance. so i say yes and we start dancing and then have a drink, my bosses boyfriend sees us, and he is really drunk and he tells me he is going to kill me. i am like wow this guy prob will to. so i am a little nervous but what ever. this girl leaves and i find some of my friends and start talking to them. one of my friends comes back from the bathroom and he tell me that guy who is your bosses boyfriend said that he is leaving and he will take you home, i am like yeah ok i am not leaving with him. so the crazy guy comes over to me smiles says something that is not english or czech becuase he was so drunk, and then leaves me alone. i was really nervous that i woke my boss up at 330 to tell her what happened and to be careful about this guy that he is unstable and what not. she listened but what did she do, nah decided not to take my advice and is still hanging around this guy alot. this guy has no job 3 cell phones and does some sort of illegal business to make money. she knows this and still she likes him. this is not the sort of guy you want around your kids. anyway on sunday he wouldnt leave me alone he called me like 7 times wanting to talk. he thought for some strange reason that i was dating his exgirlfriend and im like dude i have met her twice in my life. but finally after tuesday he settled down and left me alone. it was a scary few days however

Isand in the Sun by Weezer

So it has been two weeks since i have written but just because i forgot to write lol. i left off right before i left for london so we will start there. i arrived to london on a friday, and i met up with my friends exgirl friends because she and her friends happened to be there for the weekend. it was really annoying because all her friends were gay as hell and i swear to go i dont think they know the word fun at all. but anyway one girl who was there was decent and she showed us the biggest sites big ben etc. it was cool then at night i convinced two of them to go out for a drink, even though they didnt drink it was nice to talk to people in english. but my luck is never good and who would have thought the metro closese at 1230 so i had to walk 3 miles back to my hostel it sucked balls!! the next day i walked around by myself saw some mueseums. also i forgot to say that my hostel was also a bar, so when i got back on saturday night i went for a beer and started talking to some chicks from new zealand, then a guy from australia came over, and two guys from hungry and we had a nice group, i thought i was going to mack it with one of the new zealand chicks but i was wrong lol, but it was still a lot of fun. on sunday i went with the new zealand chicks to some market called camden town it was huge and really cheap you could buy everything from hash pipes to nice dresses. i was sleeping in a 9 bed room and i knew that the other 8 people in my room all new each other and that they were from italy. but we never crossed paths until sunday night. when i saw them i was like ok 5 girls 3 guys this works. there was only 2 showers in our hostel so we were playing uno while everyone showered and the girls came into the room after showering and just got dressed i was like wow there are some really nice asses in italy lol. so around 8 we went out to find some food and then to a bar. it was a lot of fun at the bar cheap drinks i met some people from germany and hanging out with the italians was fun. the bar closed at 11 so we went to some other club and danced, and then i met some irish girls who i thought maybe i could mack it with and i lost the italian people but i ended up getting with no one, i got back at 3am and had to wake up at 730 for my flight. but it was a great partying weekend, and the italians want me to go and visit them in milan so i will have to make a trip down there.

We Were Only Freshman by The Verve Pipe

So a long time since i have updated my blog and i may have forgotten some key parts but for the most part they should all be here. It all starts with going to Prom. Before prom and after my vacation from austria life went on here as normal and uneventful. But after prom my life has been crazy. At prom i walked in grab a beer and watch how they celebrate finishing high school. It is very interesting. you throw money at them which is cool but it looks like it hurts lol. But anyway back to the fun stuff. After the cerimonies i am walking around and not really talking to anyone. Then i see a group of kids that i know from the school. Oh yeah forgot to say that i have been to the high school for 3 days teaching english so i know some faces of some of the people there. There is one girl who used to live in New york, so she speaks perfect english. So i start speaking with her, her boyfriend gets upset and later on i find out they break up all stuff that i started lol. I see another kid who i know and he wants to do a shot of jack so ok we do jack. By now word has gotten around that i am there, and now lots of people want to buy me drinks, so i do 3 or 4 shots in a row of pear brandy which is like 50%. After that i tried to dance and mack it with the teachers daughter and with the girl who lived in New York. I become so gone that i lost my jacket and i left the party 3 hours before it ended. Also on the way home i feel twice once i went face first into the street and scracthed up my whole face. Also i told a teacher to show me their breasts. Overall it was a bad night for me but amazinly enough i made a lot of friedns, and i gave my phone number out to a lot of people. I slept until 3pm in the after noon like alomst 15 hours lol. It took me two whole days to recover! and i keep on receiving many text messages from random numbers which was funny. One guy who texted me was Hofi. So we made plans for a lot of people from prom to go to the bar on wednesday night. there was like 13 people there mostly guys but also two girls, both of the girls who i tried to kiss from the friday before. The conversation was good and we drank a lot and they all told funny stories of all the dumb stuff that i did at the ball, but they all loved it so i was ok with how the whole situation turned out. I then got invited to play soccer the next night. Oh god i was so dehydrated but i played soccer with them and it was a good time. After that i then got invited to go to a party on saturday. That was crazy, not surprisinly i blacked out for a little, but before that happenen i remember a lot. first i was talking to this guy and girl who were boyfiend and girlfriend. the girl walks away and it is just me and the guy talking, and out the blue he is like we are swingers. im like ok this is strange lol. then after doing shots with some different people i find myself in this dark room playing soccer, and everyone leaves, and the girl who was the "swinger" just comes up to me and we start making out. im like wtf is going on here lol. but it was ok by me until her BF walked in and saw us that was awkward for me. Then some other girl who is very unattractive does the same thing to me. I then lost my shoes and i again said to myself wow i need to get out of this place. I went to school on the following monday and i sit down and the unattarctive girl who kissed me is sitting no joke 3 feet from me i am like wow this is so awkward!! on friday i leave for london so i am sure more crazy stuff will happen there! til next time

Doin It by LL Cool J

My vacation in Austria is over and i arrived back home on saturday evening. After settling in and getting something to eat, i go upstairs and watch a little TV. At about 10 i say am i really going to stay home or should i go to the club in my town. I convince myself to go out (which was not that hard). So i arrive at about 11 and the place is pretty crowded. I walk around for a little bit order some drinks. It is very difficult to just walk up to people where most do not speak any english at all, so you have to pick the right seting. So i spot these 3 girls who look cute. I walk over and i speak in czech a little bit and then i am like that is all i know. They are shocked and dont speak much english but welcome me to sit. I realize after 2 min wow they are young so i knew they would ask me my age, i said 22 and then i asked them, 1 is 15 and two are 16, and i am drinking with them lol. We talked for a bit, and we actually know some of the same people which was cool. Then they are like we go to dance but will be back soon, i was surprised they did not ask me, but i was also happy in a way becuase it gave me an easy out to find older girls lol. The table right next to me has 4 girls and 1 guy so i wait like 10 min, order a beer, and walk over to the table and just say in czech good evening do you speak english. They all say no, but i dont believe them so i stand there like i can understand czech. After about 10 minutes, a little awkward as well, the guy asks me where i am from in english. I say new york, and i get the same reaction one girl says i want to go to new york. Then after that the converstation opened. It turns out 3 girls speak poor english but enough the guy speaks pretty good, and the one girl nothing. But all 5 understand very well. i find out they live in the next town over, are 19 and two are very cute. Of course one of the cute girls has a BF and leaves to go home after an hour or so. But after she left the 5 of us decide to dance. We dance for 45 minutes or so and then go back to sit and talk. The guy then leaves to go home, so now it is me and 3 girls, 1 who is cute. By the way all of them are 19 and just finished high school. We talked about college, what i do here, etc. We go to dance again for probably an hour or so and then go back to the table. I was freaking exhausted but i was not leaving before they left lol. We ended also talking about bars and they were like we will take you to the bar in our town it is a really bar. So what is your email. So i get their email, and phone numbers from all of them so i can add them on facebook, and so on. And at 430 they are like we go home, so we walk out together, but the only thing that was a little strange was that i did not get a hug from any of them we got outside and they were just like ciao. and hopped in a car and left. But i hope that at the very least we become friends becuase it would be nice just to have a group of people to hang out with.

Hotel California by The Eagles

I dedcided to go out for another night in Austria and see if it could be as interesting lol. I walked across the street to the bar that was closed the other night. The second i walked in the door everyone turns and looks at me. I think to myself man this must be a locals bar. I sit down and order a beer, and then speak to the bartender in broken german and english for a little, and then he gives me a shot of jager for free. I scan the bar and i see these two girls in the corner being hit on by some old guys. I decide to go and talk to them. I walk over and say hey hows it going? and they are like english. i say yes so we start talking. Our conversation was so varied it is hard to recall, plus while we sat at that bar for 4 hours we did 6 jager shots plus i had a few beers so i was pretty lit lol. Then for some reason her ex boyfreind came up in conversation and she got upset and started crying. so i sat there not really knowing what to do with this drunk austrian girl. i get her to calm down and at 1am the bar closes and me and the two girls walk down to the same bar/club i was at a few nights before. The first thing i see when i walk in, is the polish girl i hooked up with, hooking up with some other guy in the corner. I was like awkward lol. I sit down on the oppistie side of the bar and talk to the girls and talk to the bartender agian do another shot plus have a vodka and oj. I ended up leaving the bar with the girls at about 4. and nothing more happened than that, but to be honest i had a better time tonight because the conversations that we had were sometimes funny, serious sad and everything else but the girl was just enjoyable to talk to if that makes sense.

Thriller by Michael Jackson

So here is my craziest night yet. i am at my hotel and there is nothing to do since all parents with little kids stay here. so i go up to my room and stand out on the balcony and i hear lots of girls on the street behind my hotel so i go and check it out. i meet the girls on the way to a disco. they are all 15 or 16 but they are like where are you from i say new york they are like come with us..so i say why the hell not. we get to the disco and there is no one there besides 4 guys two girls me and bunch of 15 year olds, so i start dancing with the girls, and realize i am not drunk enough if i am going to do this so i order a vodka and oj, over here they measure out the shots to the centiliter so it was very weak for me, i drank it in about 10 seconds, and then i started ordering doubles. i made friends with the bartender who used to work in nyc and is actually moving back there soon, which was random. back to the story, so i am dancing with the 15 year olds and not getting any real response from the hot girls, and only one sort of cute girl seems willing to dance, but then i see these other two girls dancing by themseleves and realize they are not austrian. so i start dancing with them. they were siting with two gys when i walked in so trying to be smooth i say to the cute one, i hope your boyfriend wont mind if i dance with you and she is like i am not here with my boyfriend. so i am like this could be fun. we are dancing i am still going to the bar and ordering doubles. so i find out the girls are sisters, and the cute one is the older one who i was dancing with is 23 named nadia and her sister is 17 named mya and they are on holiday here with there dad. then randomly mya gets upset and goes to the bathroom. she is there for a while til nadia goes in after her. she comes out i try to be nice and buy her a drink but not working. so now it is after 12 all the 15 yearolds left and it is us 3 at the bar the dj and the bartender that is it. so we are talking, they are from poland and the language is similar to czech so i can understand some. i know that mya doesnt like me for some reason, so i ask nadia what is her problem, nadia says like it is nothing, my sister isnt happy because i am married. i am like wtf lol. but i had had a lot of doubles so i am like ok, nadia goes onto explain she is getting divorced next month. then nadia spends about 30 minutes convincing mya to go back to the hotel. finally we walk her back home and now it is just the two of us. nadia then says to me also this is my 2 year old daughter as she takes out her i phone and shows me a pic..i am like this is getting wierd now but w.e. now all the bars are closed so we go back to my hotel and sit in the lobby and she has to go to the bathroom so i take her up to my room and im like wow my boss and 3 kids are sleeping 5 feet away lol i am such a bad babysitter. so i walk her home, and i get back to my hostel at around 4am, get woken up at 730 by my boss who is like time to get up for breakfast. then she goes your whole room smells like alcohol and i say with a straight face yeah that doesnt surprise me lol. i realized this afternoon that i was still drunk at 730 but i took a nap from 10-12 and felt great after lunch. what a crazy night

Another Brick in the Wall by Pink Floyd

My day and night in sweden was so much fun. First i hung out during the day with these two people from liverpool. A very cute girl named samantha and her gay friend matt. it was nice to walk around with them since the are native english speakers, i showed them some of the sights they did not see and it was overall a relaxing morning and early afternoon. i have stayed in touch with sam, i hope that i will get a chance to go up and visit that could be fun! At night was no less interesting, i was a little upset at first because frida said she was sick and another friend i was supposed to meet also said he was sick. So i just left my hostel and started walking. i knew that i could not sleep becasue my bus left at 340am, so after walking around stockholm for like 45 minutes i walk into this italian restaurant becasue outside it said beer was cheap. i am sitting there drinking and thinking by myself for a while, when i see a girl come in and sit by herself. so after 10 minutes she is still by herself, so i walk over to her and say would you like some company. she takes a second to translate to english and then is like well i am waiting for my friends, but yeah why not. so i sit down and 1 min later her 5 friends come. they all think i am with her and i explain i am not but they invite me to stay and the night was filled with great conversation. the owner kicked us out at 12, but then we went to this other bar for one last beer, and i exchanged information with these people, so overall the day could have sucked but between the people from england and the people from sweden at night it turned out to be one of my favorte days in stockholm.

Girl on LSD by Tom Petty

So my sunday was an interesting one, i think that i dealt with my situation with frida in the best way and she seems happy by my answers which basically i was like when you are ready for me to come and visit you tell me when you have time. So she liked that answer but it gives her a way out so i hope that it is not long but who knows. anyway today i went to go and see a movie since where i live most of the movies are in czech and not in english. i saw avatar in 3d and it cost me 20 amercian dollars i was like shoot in the US it is like 12 or 13. but it was a nice way to spend my afternoon. tomorrow is my last day and night in stockholm and then back home to the czech.

Roses by Outkast

So lets just state the obvious i am out of my freaking mind lol, i know that i am but i say to myself i know that this is crazy but i am going to do it anyway, because there is a chance. I feel like llyod from dumb and dumber, so your saying there is a chance, but in my situation i am told there is no chance except for the make believe chance i create in my head. So without further adieu here is the story of last night. So i meet up with frida at about 9 pm and we hop on the train and go to this bar and meet up with one of her friends who is at the bar with a bunch of people. Later during the night some of frida's other friends come whose names are frida elin and carl. After a while the only people left at the bar are the five of us. I think that the conversation is going really good and i made a point to talk a lot to her friends since that can have a big impact on the overall situation. We were supposed to leave the bar and go dancing but elin, the one who i was talking with the most got drunk so we decided to just go home from there. So i hop back on the train with the two fridas and then i get off at my stop and say goodbye. at that time i was not sure if it was for better or for worse that we did not go out to the club, and still i am not entirely sure. But that is the life that i lead lol. anyway i send a text message when i get home thanking her for a good night and she says she will message me tommorow and maybe we can hang out. She messages me and says she is tired and prob just going to stay in and do nothing so i say well if you want we can do nothing together. she resonds back that she is going to study, what for i have no idea, and then go to dinner with her parents, so i wish her well. but last night she told me to ask her any question and she would she respond with a truthful answer. so i asked her if she wanted me to come and visit her again in three weeks. She responds with a very defensive answer like why do you want to come and visit me again. and also you know that we are only friends etc... so i respond back with what i think is a good answer saying that i really enjoyed hanging out with you and your friends and it is the most fun i have had in a really long time. so we will see what the answer is when she replies back but until then who knows i can only hope and see what tommorow brings, for the dawn always brings a new day, and with a new day, new possibilites.

Relax by Mika

So tonight was my first night in Sweden and it was very interesting. I went out to the bar with four other people from my hostel to some bar around the corner. There was a guy from England who i found out later is gay, a 45 year old Swedish woman, a 20 year old chinese girl and a 40 year old Swedish guy who has lived in Missouri for the last 20 years, and me. An interesting group of people. So we have some drinks there and then the gay guy leaves to go back to the hostel and the four of us decide to go to the disco. It is still early so we go to another bar and for about 1 hour we make fun of the gay guy it was pretty funny lol. The swedish american guy is a little crazy but pretty cool and it was nice to talk about the states with him. Later we went to the disco and then it got crazy. so we are all dancing together and the old guy is trying to get me to dance with the chinese girl and i am like, i will pass. so then i try to dance with some of the very hot swedish girls who are there, i start dancing with one she grabs my junk hardcore and then 2 minutes later she bounces. i was like ok a good start but after that i just got turned down lol...o well..then a little later the 45 year old swedish girl who i am with tells me the old guy got thrown out of the disco and that the chinese girl was seen making out on the dance floor and then left with some swedish guy. so i briefly scan the floor for the chinese girl to see if she is alive still but i dont see her so i danced with the 45 year old swedish girl for the rest of the night and then we walked back to our hostel. The old swede american was there but not the chinese girl, and i still have not see her yet today.

Crazy by Britney Spears

So last night one of my bosses friends named Honza came over to have a beer with me. We were talking and drinking, when my boss said she had a surprise in the car. So I go outside and there is an unlabled bottle of alcohol. I bring it in and she tells me it is homemade pear brandy. So I opened the bottle and me and Honza do a double shot, and then another. Then we go and have a beer, then another shot. My boss then says she is going to bed and all she tells me is try not to drink so much. I smile and then she goes upstairs. Honza and I do one more shot of brandy and have one more beer. Then we leave the house to go to the bar in town. So far we each had 5 beers and 4 double shots. Then my bosses boyfriend comes over to us and says hey its my birthday lets do a shot. So we do one more shot of brandy. What makes it strange is that my boss and her boyfriend are fighting and Honza hates the boyfriend, and the boyfriend was at the bar with his ex-wife. Then Honza decides it is a good idea to call my boss at 11 pm. She is sleeping so of course she wakes up and is mad at me for calling and I’m like its not my fault lol I didn’t call you. Then Honza decides to leave. The next day I found out he lost his cell phone and his wallet which had over a grand in it because he was to drunk to remember to bring it with him, also he crashed his car in a snow bank and had to wake up one of his friends and his wife to help him get the car out of the snow at 2 Am. But back to my night, so now I am at the bar with the boyfriend and his ex-wife. I am on my fourth or fifth beer at the bar when suddenly I am like oh shoot, and I run outside and puke. Then trying to walk back inside I slip on ice and fall lol. I go and clean myself up in the bathroom go back to the bar and finish my beer and then I left to go home. So my total alcohol for the night was 5 double shots and 9 or 10 beers. When I got home all I remember is running straight to the bathroom and puking again lol. The next thing I know it is 1030 in the morning and I am sleeping fully clothed in my bed. I get up shut the blinds take off my clothes brush my teeth and pass out again until 130 pm. I get up go and get the kids, my head is pounding and I am dehydrated and my stomach is upset from puking. My boss comes home at about 3pm and says to me so did you remember your night. And I said most of it. She goes well you know you woke me up last night. I said I know sorry it was not my idea to call you, and she goes you also woke me up at 1am when you came home. You were banging on a door for about 5 minutes downstairs. I was like really I don’t remember that. She goes and when you finally made it upstairs I heard you running all over the place. I was like my bad sorry. Then with a smile on her face she says, also when I got to work this morning an employee came up to me and said to me do you know where your babysitter was last night, she said yes at the bar, the employee goes do you know that he puked outside the bar? She said no, and then the story of my night was recounted to her by the employee. The specific employee was not even at the bar, but there are over 300 people who work for my boss and they all know that an American works for her so when they heard me speaking enlgish at the bar they must have put two and two together and realized who I was. My boss then heard from other random people in the town when she went out for lunch about my night. So in the matter of a few hours all the people who work for my boss were having a good laugh about the drunk American, and also many people in my town knew what happened as well. My boss said it was the main topic of conversation all day long lol . Thank goodness my boss is pretty cool and just laughed it off.

Wonder wall by Oasis

So the last few days of my life have been rather interesting first last Saturday lice was found on two of my kids, then on Monday I found lice on the third. I was obviously really freaked out about so I washed my hair with some special shampoo. Later that night me and the mom decided to give the youngest a hair cut so we could better see his scalp, oh man was that an adventure. He cried forever man was it loud. He was pissed at me for like 2 days. Then on Tuesday the 4 year old randomly decided to throw up. I found out soon after he tried to eat a tree, yes a tree. Then at dinner none of the kids wanted to eat they were all crying and sitting there, so I just got up walked to the closet and opened a beer and sat back down lol. Then early on Wednesday morning I had to go to Vienna to apply for my visa. I drove 4 hours each way just to be at the embassy for 15 minutes, what a waste of time.

My favorite Mistake by Sheryl Crow

No matter where you go in the world bitches will still be bitches. So I show up yesterday at the disco and wait for 2 hours for her to get there. She arrives with one of her friends and her friends BF. I can tell that she is really, really drunk. But I’m like w/e this could be helpful or really bad. Well it turned out to be really bad b/c she forgot how to speak English and then like wouldn’t talk to me or dance with me. And she told me she had a BF even though I know she does not. So I hung out for a little while longer and then said fu*k it she is drunk and this is stupid so I went home.