Thriller by Michael Jackson

So here is my craziest night yet. i am at my hotel and there is nothing to do since all parents with little kids stay here. so i go up to my room and stand out on the balcony and i hear lots of girls on the street behind my hotel so i go and check it out. i meet the girls on the way to a disco. they are all 15 or 16 but they are like where are you from i say new york they are like come with us..so i say why the hell not. we get to the disco and there is no one there besides 4 guys two girls me and bunch of 15 year olds, so i start dancing with the girls, and realize i am not drunk enough if i am going to do this so i order a vodka and oj, over here they measure out the shots to the centiliter so it was very weak for me, i drank it in about 10 seconds, and then i started ordering doubles. i made friends with the bartender who used to work in nyc and is actually moving back there soon, which was random. back to the story, so i am dancing with the 15 year olds and not getting any real response from the hot girls, and only one sort of cute girl seems willing to dance, but then i see these other two girls dancing by themseleves and realize they are not austrian. so i start dancing with them. they were siting with two gys when i walked in so trying to be smooth i say to the cute one, i hope your boyfriend wont mind if i dance with you and she is like i am not here with my boyfriend. so i am like this could be fun. we are dancing i am still going to the bar and ordering doubles. so i find out the girls are sisters, and the cute one is the older one who i was dancing with is 23 named nadia and her sister is 17 named mya and they are on holiday here with there dad. then randomly mya gets upset and goes to the bathroom. she is there for a while til nadia goes in after her. she comes out i try to be nice and buy her a drink but not working. so now it is after 12 all the 15 yearolds left and it is us 3 at the bar the dj and the bartender that is it. so we are talking, they are from poland and the language is similar to czech so i can understand some. i know that mya doesnt like me for some reason, so i ask nadia what is her problem, nadia says like it is nothing, my sister isnt happy because i am married. i am like wtf lol. but i had had a lot of doubles so i am like ok, nadia goes onto explain she is getting divorced next month. then nadia spends about 30 minutes convincing mya to go back to the hotel. finally we walk her back home and now it is just the two of us. nadia then says to me also this is my 2 year old daughter as she takes out her i phone and shows me a pic..i am like this is getting wierd now but w.e. now all the bars are closed so we go back to my hotel and sit in the lobby and she has to go to the bathroom so i take her up to my room and im like wow my boss and 3 kids are sleeping 5 feet away lol i am such a bad babysitter. so i walk her home, and i get back to my hostel at around 4am, get woken up at 730 by my boss who is like time to get up for breakfast. then she goes your whole room smells like alcohol and i say with a straight face yeah that doesnt surprise me lol. i realized this afternoon that i was still drunk at 730 but i took a nap from 10-12 and felt great after lunch. what a crazy night