Crazy by Britney Spears

So last night one of my bosses friends named Honza came over to have a beer with me. We were talking and drinking, when my boss said she had a surprise in the car. So I go outside and there is an unlabled bottle of alcohol. I bring it in and she tells me it is homemade pear brandy. So I opened the bottle and me and Honza do a double shot, and then another. Then we go and have a beer, then another shot. My boss then says she is going to bed and all she tells me is try not to drink so much. I smile and then she goes upstairs. Honza and I do one more shot of brandy and have one more beer. Then we leave the house to go to the bar in town. So far we each had 5 beers and 4 double shots. Then my bosses boyfriend comes over to us and says hey its my birthday lets do a shot. So we do one more shot of brandy. What makes it strange is that my boss and her boyfriend are fighting and Honza hates the boyfriend, and the boyfriend was at the bar with his ex-wife. Then Honza decides it is a good idea to call my boss at 11 pm. She is sleeping so of course she wakes up and is mad at me for calling and I’m like its not my fault lol I didn’t call you. Then Honza decides to leave. The next day I found out he lost his cell phone and his wallet which had over a grand in it because he was to drunk to remember to bring it with him, also he crashed his car in a snow bank and had to wake up one of his friends and his wife to help him get the car out of the snow at 2 Am. But back to my night, so now I am at the bar with the boyfriend and his ex-wife. I am on my fourth or fifth beer at the bar when suddenly I am like oh shoot, and I run outside and puke. Then trying to walk back inside I slip on ice and fall lol. I go and clean myself up in the bathroom go back to the bar and finish my beer and then I left to go home. So my total alcohol for the night was 5 double shots and 9 or 10 beers. When I got home all I remember is running straight to the bathroom and puking again lol. The next thing I know it is 1030 in the morning and I am sleeping fully clothed in my bed. I get up shut the blinds take off my clothes brush my teeth and pass out again until 130 pm. I get up go and get the kids, my head is pounding and I am dehydrated and my stomach is upset from puking. My boss comes home at about 3pm and says to me so did you remember your night. And I said most of it. She goes well you know you woke me up last night. I said I know sorry it was not my idea to call you, and she goes you also woke me up at 1am when you came home. You were banging on a door for about 5 minutes downstairs. I was like really I don’t remember that. She goes and when you finally made it upstairs I heard you running all over the place. I was like my bad sorry. Then with a smile on her face she says, also when I got to work this morning an employee came up to me and said to me do you know where your babysitter was last night, she said yes at the bar, the employee goes do you know that he puked outside the bar? She said no, and then the story of my night was recounted to her by the employee. The specific employee was not even at the bar, but there are over 300 people who work for my boss and they all know that an American works for her so when they heard me speaking enlgish at the bar they must have put two and two together and realized who I was. My boss then heard from other random people in the town when she went out for lunch about my night. So in the matter of a few hours all the people who work for my boss were having a good laugh about the drunk American, and also many people in my town knew what happened as well. My boss said it was the main topic of conversation all day long lol . Thank goodness my boss is pretty cool and just laughed it off.