My favorite Mistake by Sheryl Crow

No matter where you go in the world bitches will still be bitches. So I show up yesterday at the disco and wait for 2 hours for her to get there. She arrives with one of her friends and her friends BF. I can tell that she is really, really drunk. But I’m like w/e this could be helpful or really bad. Well it turned out to be really bad b/c she forgot how to speak English and then like wouldn’t talk to me or dance with me. And she told me she had a BF even though I know she does not. So I hung out for a little while longer and then said fu*k it she is drunk and this is stupid so I went home.