Relax by Mika

So tonight was my first night in Sweden and it was very interesting. I went out to the bar with four other people from my hostel to some bar around the corner. There was a guy from England who i found out later is gay, a 45 year old Swedish woman, a 20 year old chinese girl and a 40 year old Swedish guy who has lived in Missouri for the last 20 years, and me. An interesting group of people. So we have some drinks there and then the gay guy leaves to go back to the hostel and the four of us decide to go to the disco. It is still early so we go to another bar and for about 1 hour we make fun of the gay guy it was pretty funny lol. The swedish american guy is a little crazy but pretty cool and it was nice to talk about the states with him. Later we went to the disco and then it got crazy. so we are all dancing together and the old guy is trying to get me to dance with the chinese girl and i am like, i will pass. so then i try to dance with some of the very hot swedish girls who are there, i start dancing with one she grabs my junk hardcore and then 2 minutes later she bounces. i was like ok a good start but after that i just got turned down lol...o well..then a little later the 45 year old swedish girl who i am with tells me the old guy got thrown out of the disco and that the chinese girl was seen making out on the dance floor and then left with some swedish guy. so i briefly scan the floor for the chinese girl to see if she is alive still but i dont see her so i danced with the 45 year old swedish girl for the rest of the night and then we walked back to our hostel. The old swede american was there but not the chinese girl, and i still have not see her yet today.